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> be me
> late night at a bar, cougar wants the d
> fuckyes.jpg
> get laid at her place
> morning comes around, I'm cooking breakfast cause I love my biscuits and gravy.
> mother and young daughter awake
> all my wats
> those two not speaking to eachother, despite my attempts to get conversation
> fast forward to a month later, daughter being cute and innocent but doesnt hide her desire to "marry me"
> mother overhears and get butt frosted, thinking daughter was trying to steal me. (daughter was around age 11)
> her words, "steal me", my whats over 9000
> confront her, ask out loud why she would be more concerned over that than me having sex with a minor
> mother calls daughter a dyke bitch lesbian
> daughter silent, pulls down my pants and starts sucking.
> mother wide eyed
> I reply, "Like mother like daughter, guess she's not a lesbian."
> mother joins in

> fast forward to two years, still not married to either but me and daughter have been taking turns keeping her mother well fucked.

fuck yes, 'Merica...ty President Obama for free healthcare and government paycheck