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Let me tell you a little story, anon.

About 100 years ago, all the men were so fucking drunk they thought it would be a good idea to let women vote.

Then they sobered up because the first fucking law women made was to outlaw booze.

When their hangovers went away, they realized they were in the middle of the Great Depression.

While they were drunk, chicks also defined a pedophile as a man who wanted to fuck any girl younger than they personally were at whatever moment a man got horny.

It was like protectionism for old, beat up pussy.

Men stayed sober just long enough to make booze legal again, and then they decided to get drunk because women still wouldn't shut the fuck up.

80 years later, you were born, because men decided even old pussy was OK, as long as they were shitfaced enough.

The end.