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Hey Morons,

My name is House, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their days looking for Lupus. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any vaccination? It's fun making fun of you people because of your own insecurities, but you all are starting to bore me. This is even more boring than my video games or soaps.

Everybody lies, so don't be a dumbass. I'll give you all a shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I diagnosed and saved a CIA agent before and even a presidential candidate, even though he was a nigger. What interesting medical cases have you solved other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also lie, cheat, steal and get away with it, and have a banging hot boss (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just OD. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my boss