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  _\     \__ It is not easy being a dick!
 /__\    __ )I've got a head I can't think with it,
 \\ _|    // and eye's I can't see out of,
   \_)   //  I have to hang around with
    /    `-'\  two nuts all the time,
  /    /      \my closest neighbor is an asshole,
 /    |       |and my best friend is a pussy!
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