Technology

>MS goes full mobile
>Everything made from now uses metro interface
>Businesses lose money due to lower productivity of mobiles as well as their breaking and being stolen much more frequently
>Businesses start bringing their old towers out of the closet and install Linux
>Curry Executive Officer scoffs
>Businesses suddenly move to GNU/Linux platforms en masse over 1-2 years
>MS still hasn't breached 5% mobile market share
>Desktop share now on level of Mobile share
>MS declares bankruptcy 5 years later, due to incredibly expensive and incredibly ineffective Linux bashing campaigns
>RMS is canonized as St. IGNUcius