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I've never been drunk but that's mostly because I'm not a faggot. Only faggots want to get drunk because, the next day, they can use it an as excuse for licking a dick. Every person that I've know who gets drunk is a faggot and a loser. Every person that I've known who doesn't drink is infinitely more interesting to hang out with and there is way more to do with them because they aren't always trying to homofuck. All of the people that I know who are ex-alcoholics are way cooler now that they don't drink and act all faggoty.