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>Get on the bus in the morning
>quickly scurry over to the seatless Privileged section and stand with the other privileged white males
>Couple of stops later, a white couple gets on. the woman goes to sit in the womyn's and other oppressed groups lounge
>gasp when the male does not come to his designated standing section
>the whole bus begins to murmur in commotion
>"excuse me sir. you cannot sit in the oppressed section. you have to come back here"
>he just looks at me and says "vat? u say vat? i seet."
>am now terrified. there is someone on this bus who did not check their privilege
>The ceiling hatch opens and two Diversity Agents quickly emerge and taze the offending privilege-abuser
>he is handcuffed and taken back into the hatch, which promptly closes
>sigh in relief as a handsome, strong black male puts his arms around the woman
>she looks frightened. probably because she had no idea she was with such an abusive life partner
>finally get off at my stop and go to work at the holocaust memorial german cuisine restaurant

>Come home from work
>Open bedroom door and see my wife being serviced by a superior black male
>I say "hi, honey, hey Jufal", they were having too much fun to hear me
>Change into my other penis cage and go down to the kitchen to make dinner
>30 minutes later, jufal leaves
>ask my wife how it went
>"great, sweetie, i think he may have finally knocked me up this time"
>She fills my bowl in the corner and sits at the table to eat dinner. i don't ask her anything else to avoid raping her
>we go out for groceries
>accidentally brush against a woman's shoulder in the feminine hygene department
>quickly kneel and lick her shoes as per the new "instant rape-compensation" bylaw. She was kind enough not to press charges
>before bed, i pay homage to our obama shrine, tears in my eyes, the guilt of causing such horrible suffering throughout the world tearing me apart
>take my estrogen pills before curling up on the floor next to my wife's bed