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All of this feminist shit is very recent, within the last 150 or so years. Even when the women's suffrage movement was around, women didn't want it. Suffragettes and modern feminists are no different, they both want to decide what all women want, regardless of what the huge majority of women actually say they want, and any woman who speaks up about it is an idiot and doesn't know what's good for her.

Modern feminism is still made up of an extreme minority of women booming their voices above everyone else, and in the end they just make things worse for both men and women.

Women didn't want "more rights," they already had more rights. Women have had all the control throughout history. Women generally managed the household and the money throughout history. Women had benefits given to them and often were given land and money, which they owned completely, as a gift for being "nice enough" to accept marriage. Of course, throughout history, marriage was generally something that both parties agreed to. Arranged marriages weren't the norm outside of royalty, there was no benefit to it for the general populace.

Anyway, the point in saying all of this is that women were humans at one time, and a majority of women still are humans. The women out there who aren't humans are still a fairly small amount of the population, the problem right now is that technology and society make it extremely easy to impress young minds with bullshit "feminism" through media and by changing policies to force the education system to teach their demented views. What this does mean is that the new generations will be warped and worthless, and any women younger than their mid-20s will have a much higher chance of being warped. Not that you'll be safe with an older woman, as she could easily be one of the minority of her generation.

You might point to the last few decades of, for example, cheating women destroying men through a divorce. This isn't due to the slut being a feminist, it's from extremely out-of-date laws helping a lawyer add to his fortunes by fucking over her partner.

If some other groups out there are to be believed, a lot of the issues with feminism are brought on by the Jews, who would actually benefit greatly from the advancement of female dominance. while they themselves would not experience any of the downsides due to their religious practices. I personally don't care much for conspiracies, though, so feel free to ignore this last paragraph.

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PS: I'm not disagreeing with you. RP has been around since the beginning of time, it's all about the natural relationship between men and women. Alphas, betas, "good girls," bitches and sluts have always existed. The problem we experience right now is the increased spread of BP through something that only a very small amount of people are pushing, "feminism."

BDSM is completely about pushing boundaries. It's about destroying the faces that people put on every day. It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, it's about submission, fear, trust, control. The bond created by BDSM is probably one of the strongest out there. The pain will release all the feel-good chemicals and "love" will be far greater than any generic relationship.

That was unexpected... Last night a chic from __________ and her friend n I went to________ last night, ended up in my bed with both of them over me all night... Hmmm I feels a 3some brewing ;)

Chemicals are your friends. Untested chemicals are your untested friends.

Femanon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2319064/Noah-Crooks-Chilling-911-reveals-13-year-old-boy-admitting-tried-rape-shot-dead-mom-taking-away-video-game.html

Article directly mentions "Mother and son had a stormy relationship" and "Mr Crooks added that the mother and son would fight often".

In plain English- woman was being a typical man-hating feminist bitch to her own son, and so the son naturally started to hate her.

How's that misandry working out for you ladies? How's it feel when you turn an innocent young boy into a rage-filled person because of your constant abuse and hatred towards him?

Imagine how badly his mother must have treated him for the young boy to snap and kill his own mother like this. Looks like being a man-hating bitch didn't work out too well for her.

This is a glimpse of the coming hyper-violent society. You women have created entire generations of rage-filled and angry young men, and they are a product of YOUR man-hatred and abuse.

Funny how the article blames the boy, who was ONLY 13 fucking years old, but NEVER places any responsibility onto the mother. It's because in America, women are NEVER held accountable for their own actions. Even if a woman kills her own children, she will probably not face jail time.

When the hell are you women going to GROW THE FUCK UP and start taking responsibility for your own actions? You raised your child wrong, it's YOUR FUCKING FAULT, not the fault of society or video games or whatever.

Anyway, this poor boy was just a product of feminism, feminism brainwashed women into hating men, and women are such pathetic cowards, they take out their man-hatred on young defenseless boys. Then when the young boys who have been so badly abused and hated on by women and even their own mothers grows up and does something like this? Of course, it's NOT the mother's fault. No, women are saints, it couldn't possibly be the result of the mother's feminist man-hatred and abuse towards her son.

And notice in the comments section. Women are saying "That boy is evil, that boy is sick". NOT ONE SINGLE WOMAN criticized the mother or held her accountable.

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What's up bitches. Are you ready for me to make you money? That's what I fucking thought. My name is Derek and I'm a 23-year-old McNeese student that will be graduating in the Spring with a degree in General Studies. That's right -- GENERAL FUCKING STUDIES. This means I know everything about everything. I decided to leave my previous 4 years of Engineering school in the search for something that didn't make me want to eat the barrel of a gun every morning. As of now, I've got a GPA of 3.09, which is a fucking miracle given the amount of alcohol I've consumed over the years.

To break the ice, let me tell you a little about how fucking awesome I am. I can do some pretty mad freestyle raps (or so my homeboys say), and I enjoy wearing a bow tie. I take my pants off without unbuttoning them. Why? Because it's extremely efficient, and I've got more important shit to do than to unbutton my damn pants. I think all meals should be easily prepared in a microwave, and my favorite flavor of cotton candy is pink. I fucking DARE you to disagree with me. I've had what most people like to call "questionable previous employment", although I swear it's legit. Don't ask me about it though. I've never worked at a fast food restaurant, and I usually smell like the Old Spice "Swagger" fragrance. Only bad mother fuckers smell like swagger. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only if the beach is located in Miami. I enjoy devices that are iPhone compatible, and I feel that everything tastes better with velveeta. I've slept on couches all over the US, and was once told that I fucked up a hotel suite somewhere on the Vegas strip. My Mom calls me her "Perfect Little Angel", so this means you can completely trust me with your daughters, nieces, hot female friends, etc...

Since I know I've already got this job in the bag, let me start off by telling you how useful I would be for your company.

Do you need me to answer your phone and talk shit to the vendors you hate? I abso-fucking-lutely love talking shit to vendors, ESPECIALLY the ones you hate. Want me to be nice to the vendors you hate? I can do that shit too. Look, I'm already showing how versatile I can be!

Do you want me to send flowers to your mother? FUCKING RIGHT! I'll hand pick and DELIVER those bitches to her office and even sing her a god damn song that will bring tears to her eyes -- and I'll lie and tell her you wrote it!! I can do the song with my best friend Jeff who gets laid weekly because of his crazy guitar skills, or acapella. Your choice.

Want a drinking buddy after a long day at the office/jobsite/underground meth lab? Holy shit, we may as well be best friends. I'll drink whatever you put in front of me -- who gives a fuck if it smells like pure gasoline. I'll even stop drinking a few hours early so I can drive you home to your bitch wife who likely hates me. BEST. FUCKING. FRIENDS.

Does shit constantly break at your office? Holy fuck, you just hit the jackpot. I was an automotive mechanic for two years and a motorcycle mechanic for another two years. I can fix anything. If I can't fix it, I'll break it so that the warranty will replace it. You're already making money with me working for you!!

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Cheaper hdmi cables use the same bitset for transmiting ascii as well as data. This means that intsead of sending 1s and 0s, they use the letters I and O. This leads to increased power consumption, as the device has to decode full asci, and reduced color gamut.

Among the better brands, Monster cables have lower levels of atomic oxygen in the copper, which leads to reduced bitrot, and lower chance of hard drive crash due to blow-back.

I find that with Monster cables, gameplay is much more satisfying and rich. Many games have new gameplay options that are only possible to experience with the high fidelity of Monster cables - new paths that open up, more responsive AI. Cheaper cables simply can't maintain proper bit stability for the game code to function at its fullest.

I'm a chemical engineer - I know what I'm talking about.

People disappearing(abductions) and others by altering themselves and reality(invisibility and speed),surrounding nightlights-stores-genitals(doing it with clones)and then returning.Recreating various lost outside situations results in invisibility and speed,your mind returning to the past (time travel (accidents)) if your iron and chromium anemic.People being kept off the streets and beaches,turning your apparently empty place into a motel/outhouse.Tired yet pet of the puking pests and your hungrily grabbed sleeping genitals,suffocations,draining energy,demon possession,cuts,barking dogs,popped people,an anal attack on colon cleansed people,turning people into traitorous sex fiends by getting them to look at something and/or sniff something and the so-called vaccine,mind control and connected minds communicating,interuptions,preparing you for what’s happening now and after (animalism).Waking up over and over again in this place,picking,poking,prodding people at the top with medical instruments,attempting to access your minds hidden secrets when you sleep,some people dying in their sleep,reviving regular people in that place and bringing them out to court and their accusations,reincarnation,your suspicious,maybe they’ll reach through the screen and your reality show from this planet.Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins,etc that your in contact with or surrounded by,people travelling back in time getting attacked,having accidents or sending messages.Replacing some people with clones,robots,etc,people leaving this planet,what year are you from?Concluding the experiment an cleaning the cage.Nature’s,etc examples.

Before you tell me that you're going to discontinue textchan, there's something that you need to know, that you have to understand.

My life sucks. I was studying chemical engineering in hopes of getting a job at the local Dow plant. I spent four years getting a degree in a field I legitimately dislike, because I wanted a secure future in a job that I could use to provide for my family.

They closed that fucking plant. I guess offshore labor's cheaper. Can't pay extra for your fucking ant poison. Now I have an essentially useless degree. When my girlfriend realized I'd be unemployed, she left me. I don't blame her. There's nothing to do anymore. No one has any money because that place was where everyone worked. I rarely leave my room at this point, and it's probably wise not to, because roving gangs of poor teenagers are prowling the town.

Last fall, I started buying castor beans in bulk. At first, it was just a minor experiment, but at this moment, I've got twelve gallons of liquid ricin brewed and ready to spray. I have no hopes, no goals, and no future, and literally the only reason I have not popped the can and killed everyone in this miserable Godforsaken city is because, when I come here to post, I know my thread will be replied to and I'll talk to someone.

So before you tell me that the one bright spot in my life is gone, consider this: It's all I have.

A lot of it has to do with the entertainment industry wanting to show niggers in a good light but you are so right. Nothing ever good comes from a white person having anything to do with a Negro and, as far as having sex with them, I wish they would bring back the laws dealing with beastiality.

I knew someone once whose white daughter identified with niggers, watching MTV, BET and having nigger friends over to her house constantly.

This bothered my friend (actually a co-worker) a lot but being racist was not PC and he would never teach his daughter the evils of racism.

Her senior year in high school she gets knocked up by, you guessed it, a nigger buck.

Buck takes off for another part of the country and this stupid white girl decided 1)not to get an abortion and 2)keep the niglet!

It gets worse. Much worse.

Young girl shits out a nigglet but keeps cavorting with niggers. One night the pack-o-niggers talked her into crossing a state line driving one of the bros niggermobiles. Of course, the bro asking never bothered to tell her about the drugs he had hidden in the trunk and, by the way, he forgot to mention the car was stolen to boot.

She gets caught after crossing a state line (federal rap here too) and all of her nigger friends (every single one of them) swore they didn't even know her.

The niglet was put in foster care while she was put in prison. Minimum of six years and she will be 26 when she gets out.

God Damn It! Tell your children that NOTHING good can ever come from associating with niggers! Tell them now and tell them often!

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like... not like the stories your generation tells.

>moving from France to the US for a couple months
>get on plane
>as soon as it lifts off Americans start clapping and yelling ‘WOOO! YEAH!’ and high-fiving each other
>eventually we reach cursing altitude and the pilot turns the seatbelt light off
>Americans start clapping again while yelling ‘YEAAAH! WOOOOO!’
>the stewardess brings out the food cart
>Americans start clapping rhythmically and cheering whenever one of them gets a meal
>this goes on for 20 minutes until the stewardess puts away the food cart
>Americans start whining and want more food
>One of them suggests starting a cheer to bring back the food cart
>they start clapping rhythmically again and cheering ‘WE. WANT. FOOD. WE. WANT. FOOD.’
>the cheering grows more and more aggressive by the minute
>Americans are banging on the seats with their hands at this point
>WE WANT FOOD. GIVE US FOOD. WE WANT FOOD.
>several Americans get up from their seat and start walking towards the cabin while still clapping aggressively
>the stewardess throws the remaining peanut packs at them
>they slowly retreat, while still clapping, back to their seats
>mfw

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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I've never been drunk but that's mostly because I'm not a faggot. Only faggots want to get drunk because, the next day, they can use it an as excuse for licking a dick. Every person that I've know who gets drunk is a faggot and a loser. Every person that I've known who doesn't drink is infinitely more interesting to hang out with and there is way more to do with them because they aren't always trying to homofuck. All of the people that I know who are ex-alcoholics are way cooler now that they don't drink and act all faggoty.

The minimum legal age of marriage is not where the problem is. With parental consent, you can get married at 15 years old, pretty much anywhere in the world. The problem is that divorce is legal, too easily attainable and way too favourable to women (it's not the 50s anymore!), giving women the ability to do the following:

>Marry
> stay thin so she can fuck as many guys as she can
> While she's at home, making her husband's daily life as shit as possible
> Divorce
> She takes all of the guy's money
> She's still thin, she still fucks tons of guys
>> Possible final stage a) Living off of her ex-husband for the rest of her life
>> Possible final stage b) She gets married, her ex-husband finds out, goes to court and loses, he now has to pay more
>> Possible final stage c) She gets married, her ex-husband finds out, goes to court and wins, he no longer has to pay (very unlikely)
>> Possible final stage d) She meets someone that she says she loves, they both live off of her ex-husband for the rest of her life; she still fucks other guys
> Ex-husband can never move on with his life, can never get a better job, will very likely lose everything he has and live like a turd, will not be able to marry because his new wife will now be paying for his ex-wife, can only be saved if he can prove that his ex-wife is married.

This is the real problem with marriage.

MOD PARENT UP!

That was more relevant than most of the self-important ego driven bullshit that I read on here.

I miss the conversations from the late 90's and early 00's on here. It's a bunch of young ass punks now who couldn't tie their shoes due to their feeling of self entitlement.

Anyone born after about 1980 should have their internet privileges taken away so maybe we can cut down on all the crap that flows from their mouths. A quick and easy way to do that would be to block wireless signals on Wall Street right now so the poor little protesters can't bitch about being poor while twittering away on their iPhones and Macbooks with expensive data plans.

At least all those punks wearing skinny jeans (a.k.a. women's pants) have their tiny testicles wrapped up so tight that they won't be able to breed. Plus, we could also make sure anyone wearing a fedora is chemically castrated to eliminate that part of the overall human gene pool.

It's time to call the GNAA back into action so they can organize hit teams to make it happen. It would be super sneaky since those young retards have to have at least one black or gay person in their entourage so they can pretend they're diverse and cultured. BLAM! Next thing you know, the GNAA pull's out their giant gay nigger cocks and beats them all into oblivion and end this travesty once an for all.

Bah. What do I know. I'm just a poor troll who tries to take a little time out of my day to bring a little sense back into this world full of liberal arts majors who what a 6 figure job where all they do is contemplate their naval.

Grow a pair, move out of yours parent's house, get off their health insurance and learn how to be a contributing member of society through hard work. Maybe then you'll learn that life isn't fair, you're not special and being a vegan makes you smell funny.

Now to get off my soap box. Time to get back to work so I can earn my money to pay my bills since I don't expect anyone else to do it for me.

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