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In the last year I’ve occasionally seen posts or photos that have been taken regarding the reaction to school dress codes, but they’ve become much more frequent in the last few months.

High schools across the nation are under fire over their dress codes, and frankly I’m really fucking tired of it. I get that social justice extremists have no concept of common sense, decency, professionalism, or ethical standards; but I’ve read the arguments, and they’re all cop outs.

I read one article today with the headline “High School Crop-Top Dress Codes Send the Message That School Is for Boys”. Yes, because crop-tops, short skirts, and other scantily clad articles of clothing are the only things not banned from most school dress codes, right?

Here is a list of other items that are included in most high school dress codes
No sagging pants
No hats, caps, or sunglasses
No coats between 1st and 7th periods
Boys must tuck in their shirts
Shoes to be worn at all times
No chain wallets
No studded jackets
No clothing with inappropriate suggestive language on it
No dying hair unnatural colors

Do you know why these dress codes are put in place? For one, because it teaches and enforces a professional code of conduct. Secondly, because these things are typically a distraction of some sort, and are otherwise unnecessary.

Interestingly, though, these people who gripe about the dress code have nothing to say about any of these other things. I’m sure they would say more about their dyed blue hair, if it could have some sort of rape culture message attached to it for good measure and be considered legitimate because of it.

I’m over this “weather appropriate” argument when it comes to crop-tops and skimpy shorts. You don’t need to wear excessively revealing clothing to stay cool in the summer, especially when your school is air conditioned. It’s not like boys are allowed to walk around school without a shirt on, or shorts so short you can see their balls hanging out.

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1. Nouns can adjective/verb.
2. Words can't joining unnecesary.
3. Adjectives after.
4. Don't verbs unless ing.

"Al-Ghamdi also admitted in court to using a cane as well as electric cables in the torture/rape of his child. Hospital social worker Randa al-Kaleeb stated the child had been raped "everywhere"

>this little bitch might've brought shame to my clan
>this is sooo haram
>better check good. Better check if she didn't lose virginity in her ear
>now, where are the damn cables

HOW TO BE A WORTHLESS, VILE, AMERICAN YARD-APE!!!!
Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.
Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.
Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes.
And give REAL honest black people a bad name.
Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father.
Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture.
Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
As a culture, make sure there are always more blacks in prison than in college at any given time.
Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoyingly as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass.
Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.
Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. Okay, don't REALLY do this, but it IS what niggers do.
Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard.
Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies.
Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two 40oz, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to white people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably go after you for tresspassing on their turf).
Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved 4chan so much, I had all the celeb pics and webms
>I pray to 4chan every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"4chan is love" I say; "4chan is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for 4chan
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's 4chan
>I am so happy

He whispers into my ear "This is my board."

>He grabs me with his powerful hacker hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for 4chan
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for 4chan
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please 4chan
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>4chan looks him straight in the eyes and says "Tits or GTFO."
>4chan leaves through my window
>4chan is love. 4chan is life.

>Live in university
>Know generic /g/ level computer stuff, enough to get out of and stay out of trouble
>Friend says he is the computer god
>Makes friends with this group of asian tech guys
>Supposedly some sort of university club
>Go to one meeting with friend
>They are somewhat friendly speak some chinkinese, seem to mostly have LAN parties playing starcraft and shit
>See less and less of friend
>Get a phonecall one day
>You gotta help me man
>whut
>I already called 911, but I don't think I m gonna make it man
>whut
>Give me the name of a hotel
>Rush over
>fucking ambulances and police cars
>What happened
>Cops say nothing
>Say he's my friend, that he called me
>Suddenly, cops are interested
>Get taken for questioning
>Pretty much tell them this story
>Turns out chinkinese guys drugged him, stole one of his kidneys and his graphics card
>Was left in a bathtub full of ice with his desktop tower

weird

Alpha as Fuck moment...

>In College
>Chilling in dorm talking to this girl who likes me
>She's black, so 3/10
>Says she wants to fuck
>Refuse, and tell her she has a bf
>She complains about bf etc etc
>10 minutes later I hear rustling outside my door
>Check the peephole, she's standing there
>I wait there for 10 more minutes until she knocks
>She enters and complains some more
>I tell her to grow a pair and to just breakup with her bf is she's having problems.
>She sits next to me on couch and tries to cuddle
>I politely say that I have to go to the bathroom
>I return and see that she is spread eagle on my bed
>Covered in spaghetti

This shit continued for 30 minutes, there was spaghetti everywhere. I refused to have sex with er, and finally she got tired and went home. Seriously, I don't get it. I'm really beta as fuck, and I turned this girl down... I told my friends and they said I was Alpha as Fuck. To this day that girl still wants the D, but I've been turning her down everytime.

No, that's what a shitty playground looks like. A "real" playground is 2 storeys tall and made of metal. It's also not wide enough for fatties to use it (unless, maybe, if they move sideways). Every bit of it is metal, welded, including the ladders and spirals and 10'+ tall monkey bars. On a "real" playground, you can climb every bit of it. Up and along the barriers, under the platforms (using the bars keeping the platform from warping), and up or along any other pole (especially the 20' fireman's pole). The metal slides don't fit fatties, either. Especially not the one attached to the top level. A "real" playground has a ladder going to the top level, from where your spiral slide also descends. The ability to climb and stand and fall and die from every level is what a "real" playground is all about.

They no longer make "real" playgrounds.

If all blacks suddenly left America...
(keep in mind blacks only make 13% of the US population)

>The prison population would go down by 37%
>There would be almost 50% less gang members
>Rape would go down significantly
>Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
>Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
>SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
>ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
>AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
>Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
>Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
>Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
>The average income would be over 20k more per year
>The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
>Homelessness would go down by 57%
>And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%

Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States

www.bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1

kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/

www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html

www.amfirstbooks.com/IntroPages/NonToolbarTopics/IdeologicalQuiz/Quiz-3-Commentary/IdeolQuiz_Answer_02.html

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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

who else enjoys ice sammies ? my granpa usd toeat them back in the war days in ww2

he's now 86 and we eat them 2gether on the front porch

who else eats ice sammies

If you're born with white privilege due to your skin color, then how is it that this privilege disappears upon entering a non-white country? Can I complain about black privilege if I go to Africa and nobody accommodates me for being different? Do I still have white privilege when the Japanese don't let me in their establishments? Privilege is a stigma losers give to winners to make themselves feel better: a social construct.

>2028
>At home with government assigned Womyn master
>watching LGBTNN Israel sanctioned news
>rebellion just put down
>sigh and return to duties
>making food for womyn master
>whistle
>suddenly headpiece rips lips out, countering my whistle-privilege
>grab picture of obama and begin to apologize, sure to please the cameras watching my every move
>suddenly woymn master barges in demanding intercourse
>tell her I'm too tired
>she gasps
>I apologize franticly, realizing I had just raped her
>Gay muslim black jew guards rush in
>Insert dildos into all orifices
>stuff mouth with estrogen
>get sent to privilege checker camp
>apologizing to the Ascended One Obama for my oppression
>I can never repay him for the privilege I left unchecked.

>hurr sauce
>durr wats hur name

For fucks sake, you autistic potato. It's a random fucking selfie that some girl took for her boyfriend that found its way onto the internet. Just like 100 million other random fucking selfies. There's no set, there are no videos. You're not going to get her name and creep her fucking facebook. Fucking hell, I wish you sad, socially-stunted faggots would give it a rest.

I was turning 18 the next day. A gay friend who had just graduated lived near me and he asked to suck my dick. He was really horny and I was the only dude around. Eventually he talked me into it.

So he picked me up and we go to his house. He gets started right away. I'm not prepared for this. Only had one bj before and that was like 2 years before that. I wasn't getting hard at all, despite it feeling amazing. It just felt awkward. So he got really frustrated and ripped my pants away from me, then a bit after forced me to sit down and such. I got a half chub, I was really trying for this guy. It ended in disappointment and he took the change that fell out of my pants when he took them off saying I owed him that. I was like, "Whatever, I don't like coins anyway."

6 Questions Feminists can't answer (without admitting Feminism isn't about equality):

1. What are you willing to admit Feminism offers you that Egalitarianism cannot?
2. Can you name one Feminist stance that doesn't blame men as the cause?
3. If Feminism is really about equality, then what have Feminists ever sacrificed to help men achieve equality?
4. If Feminism is about equality, why do Feminists believe it's never okay to hit a woman, but sometimes it's okay to hit a man?
5. If Feminism is about equality, why is it only named after women?
6. If Feminism is about equality, then why don't they advocate 50:50 male/female hiring quotas teachers, nurses, daycare, HR, and administrative staff?

Because girls are traitors and they think that if they are drunk they are not responsible for any of their actions even though they made the decision to drink and get as drunk as they were. Let me tell you a story

>be me
>be with girl
>she was awesome
>one day found text messaged on her phone
>some asshole had been texting her
>trying to get her to come over and sleep with her
>turns out that she had sex with him at a party
>I went to confront her
>she said she was drunk
>"like I give a fuck if you were drunk!"
>she apologizes
>I forgive her because I legitimately think he regrets the decision
>few months later she has sex with another guy
>find this out from a friend
>she got drunk at another party
>she blames it on being drunk again
>tell her it's her fault for getting drunk and being a stupid bitch
>she goes to the police a week later and says she was raped
>she got drunk YET AGAIN at a party and had sex with some fag
>broke it off with her
>went to court and testified on that guys behalf
>he got off free
>been bros with him ever since

Never trust women. They will always try to find an excuse for their actions. This is just another excuse. Try using that excuse on a girl. sleep with a girl at a party then go home and tell your gf about it and say "I'm sorry honey, I was dunk" and she will not give a shit. She will hold you responsible even though she probably wouldn't hold herself responsible.

> be me
> late night at a bar, cougar wants the d
> fuckyes.jpg
> get laid at her place
> morning comes around, I'm cooking breakfast cause I love my biscuits and gravy.
> mother and young daughter awake
> all my wats
> those two not speaking to eachother, despite my attempts to get conversation
> fast forward to a month later, daughter being cute and innocent but doesnt hide her desire to "marry me"
> mother overhears and get butt frosted, thinking daughter was trying to steal me. (daughter was around age 11)
> her words, "steal me", my whats over 9000
> confront her, ask out loud why she would be more concerned over that than me having sex with a minor
> mother calls daughter a dyke bitch lesbian
> daughter silent, pulls down my pants and starts sucking.
> mother wide eyed
> I reply, "Like mother like daughter, guess she's not a lesbian."
> mother joins in

> fast forward to two years, still not married to either but me and daughter have been taking turns keeping her mother well fucked.

fuck yes, 'Merica...ty President Obama for free healthcare and government paycheck

I like to think of gender confused people as weak.

The change seems to occur most in people between the age of 8 and 20, when the human body is most into it's stage of growth, when hormones are surging and the mind is most unstable.

The desire to switch gender usually comes from the idea that the grass is greener on the other side, for the majority it is that they wish to become a woman, so they never have to grow up, so that they can remain childish and mothered by other people - so that they never have to go through adulthood. Lazy, selfish. I find most traps are incredibly narcissistic too, victims of their own complex now that they have designed, in a way, their dream girl, having given up looking for her, they become her, then wear her like a corpse over their real identity, and act as her, fooling others.

Having others see you as what you want is manipulation, it does not matter how you put it, and traps are sly, damaged people who live through manipulation of themselves and their surroundings.

Even on the Internet they try their best to be feminine through their misguided view of women (":3" spam, etc).

You are a failed male.

You will not escape this in the eyes of people who don't sympathize with your immaturity and failure

>be single father
>find sploof under my 15 year old son's bed
>not surprised that he's smoking weed
>see him and his friend come home once with clearly bloodshot eyes
>remember reading here once about how a parent intentionally caught his son smoking weed, pretend to freak out then smoked it right in front of him
>thought this would be a laugh so I decided to replicate it
>I go out every saturday night and his friend is always there before I leave so I assume that's when they smoke weed
>Tell them I'm leaving, drive off, park the car one block away then walk back to the house
>Slowly enter through the back door and move my way towards his room quiet as a mouse
>Approaching his door I can smell the weed and I get ready to go in
>Pull open door really fast and i see my son sucking his friends dick
>Both are wearing Aaron Rodgers Jerseys
>Close door immediatly and go lay on my bed for the rest of the night traumatized
>Still haven't talked to him since then

What do?